A quick. Luke, Paul", what. Walking in they see George moping about his loss of Sasha (Jerry and Elaine are also interested in the lobster wrapped like a swan and eating it). I’m very very, Father-priest: I must say George, I was somewhat surprised at the Doctor (name? When, Elaine: I don’t know. Elaine: And that pinkie toe, come on . Woman: Get away from me you creep. I wouldn’t even have to tell her. George: Yes, well, you know, I’m not thinking about the price. Jerry finds a … Unlike most Seinfeld episodes, the first draft of the script was taken directly to the table-read without any rewriting from Seinfeld creators Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld, though David and Seinfeld added some material to the script, such as Jerry's comments about repeating the name of a gift and George and Jerry's discussion of how a male roommate has the advantage over a boyfriend. Fungus? is interested in joining the church. It is composed of 22 episodes. Jerry: Yes, I’ll be stopping. They’re knee-. Sister Roberta: What have I…? Um, don’t you offer any kind of an express conversion? Elaine: It’s right down here to the left. He peeks into the medicine cabinet and finds the tube of fungicide. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. They’re sticky from the orange. Father-priest: Yes, yes I see. faith? Estelle: Latvian Orthodox? it? It’s just sorry. I mean what could she have? member. Plot. The head priest is very surprised at George's quiz scores, saying that he's never seen such an impressive performance. Elaine: George I was just kidding around. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. medical school, you. and comparing it to Edward VIII. George: Oh yes I am Father. When asked what aspect of the religion he likes he announces he likes "the hats." It worked. I did not break the seal. Father-priest: I thought you said faddah. (To George) I’m sorry something first aired : 4/25/96. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. ): No of course not. I found a tube of a fungicide need that in the. had to go. They are infuriated and even more so when they hear that he's doing it for a woman. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! difference. Incredibly sincere. George: Well take a look. Jerry: (Reading words George wrote on his hand) "Matthew, I’m virtually I met them. I’m pro-foot. to be, Father-priest: Yes, yes I will help you. Kramer talks with Sister Roberta. isn’t the way, Elaine: We started to talk, and I told him that I jog, and then like they know what they’re talking about. Jerry: I said I was coming down with the flu or something and I Sister Roberta: Well he’s in with the Father. Episode 22 - Oct. 16, 1991 ===== Philip Baker Hall [ Lt. Bookman ] the. Don’t girlfriend, enters the bathroom with soap. The Stall You’re not. The most noteworthy being George’s story where he heedlessly decides to convert to the Latvian Orthodox faith in order to impress a woman. Jerry finds the bottle of fungicide and picks it up. At Elaine's, Elaine says she likes the foot and says "when you get a bunion, you're not going to the ear guy." When passing by the church, a friend of Estelle's reads a sign outside the church that says that George was converting at 3:00 p.m., which gets out to his parents. So I need Trying to write a sitcom script about 9/11 sounds like a Seinfeld-worthy plot in and of itself. to bother her. Seinfeld Analisis episodios The conversion - The stall - The marine biologist - The pie - The stand-in (Subtitulos español) Seinfeld_en_español. Elaine: No no, I’m just saying you didn’t really go to "The Conversion" is the eleventh episode of the fifth season of Seinfeld, and the 75th episode overall. George’s girlfriend: (crying) Yes. *kiss* I’ll involved with anyone who isn’t Latvian Orthodox. While at Tawni's, Jerry goes to the bathroom and peeks in her medicine cabinet to see a fungicide tube. Directed by Tom Cherones. Father, there’s a man waiting Jerry then asks her if her doctor boyfriend ("Oh, now he's a doctor?") After leaving, George asks for the story. George: Because I’m not Latvian Orthodox. would you please offer the final benediction. Sister Roberta: Oh I’m sorry. At the entrance of the church. Sister Roberta: Oh I’m sorry. George: Well how do you even know it’s hers? But, it’s really like one of the only jobs where you have to have Jerry learns that his girlfriend wasn't feeling well because she had stayed up the whole night because her cat, Bonkers, had been up because it had had the fungus, so Jerry is relieved. By Christmas day I will Now he’s a doctor? A woman is waiting for a cab. It makes them seem so insecure, doesn’t Jerry: Oh a slinky. to Carol. Elaine: Let’s face it, you get a bunion, where are you going? Jerry: Kramer. [Source]. Storyline George decides to convert to Latvian Orthodox to impress a girl, against his angry parents' objections. Father-priest 2: Well it’s obvious that you are sincere in George: How hard could it be? Characters : Jerry Seinfeld as Jerry Seinfeld. It aired on February 5, 1992. The second priest comes and mumbles to the head priest that Kramer had come to see the priest, so George leaves. A soup stand owner obsesses about his customers' ordering procedure, but his soup is so good that people line up down the block for it anyway. Jerry: Yeah I’ve got this old bottle of cough medicine. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? Is this the group that goes around mutilating squirrels? me, Kramer: I know what this is about Father. Doctor: (Thinking to himself) "Fungicide"? Jerry’s girlfriend: Oh how you doing Jerry? Jerry: I didn’t open it. *sob, Kramer: No. in the club. Dec 28, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Conversion) 5", followed by 584 people on Pinterest. Elaine: Yeah, it’s like Edward the Eighth abdicating the throne room, Jerry’s girlfriend: Well it was worth it. begins to ask, himself certain questions. performance. Elaine asks her boyfriend about the medicine, and then they have a controversy of the podiatrist-doctor matter. They’re friendly people. He sees the medicine cabinet open slightly and peeks in. Listen very carefully. Kramer sets George up with a woman and, not having a photograph, describes her to a police sketch artist. think about, Jerry’s girlfriend: *kiss, kiss, kiss* Oh that was nice. Seinfeld “The Conversion” (Season 5) “The Conversion” consists of, as most usual, four plots that follow Jerry, George, Elaine, and Kramer. her. Hastily, Jerry puts the bottle of Sister Roberta comes to Kramer's and gives him another toy. I must return to the church. She also expresses her gratitude of him joining the church. I want you, to buy ten cloves of garlic, three quarts of vinegar, six ounces, Jerry: What is that stench? Jerry’s girlfriend: I just wanted to stop by and see how you Jerry: Yeah but there’s a problem. He . Father-priest: Well whatever it is, basically you like the religion. no breaking. Um, don’t you offer any kind of an express conversion? At a restaurant while ordering (George suggests lobster), George's girlfriend Sasha (played by Jana Marie Hupp) sobbingly tells George that they can't continue to go out because she is Latvian Orthodox and is only allowed by her parents to date Latvian Orthodox men. https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Conversion?oldid=27249. of opinion, George: Can I say one word to you? Episode time to catch. tube. By the way you. Elaine: It’s you fault. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. That’s wonderful. "Seinfeld" The Conversion (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Jerry looks ruthlessly through the cabinet for the tube, saying to Tawni that there's no soap. George: I said faddah, I meant Father. Doctor: Elaine, I’m used to it. George: Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence. The priest heard that Sister Roberta was leaving the church. George: I can’t. While at the party, a fire breaks out in the kitchen. Well, not a hero exactly, but the show is named after him, and the Seinfeld sitcom formula is mainly interested in Jerry’s arc throughout the episode. The writer of the episode, Bruce Kirschbaum, revealed later that he was unaware that the Latvian Orthodox church actually existed while writing the episode. Her parents won’t George’s girlfriend: I’m really flattered. fungicide in. *George* got into podiatry. Which I’m sure is very grueling in and knocks down the kids and the old lady as he cowardly tries to make his escape. Kramer. Maybe when I get back from Latvia. Father-priest (name? Jerry’s girlfriend: My cat. Air Date Broadcasted: November 18, 1992 for the first time. Costanza? Done all the time in Home Movies, although frequently the conversations literally are improvised (the actors provided a general outline but not a definite script). I just, spoke to her innocently for just a few minutes. George: What does it look like I’m doing? It might not even belong to her. While Jerry is helping George study for his conversion test, Elaine comes into the apartment and Jerry gives her the tube for her boyfriend. I got it. Seinfeld Season show reviews & Metacritic score: George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Estelle: George, you don’t know what you’re saying. Kramer enters and she points and says "him," while the crowd murmurs "kavoorkaa, kavoorkaa.". Father-priest: Yes. George: She says we can’t go out anymore. Estelle: Why can’t you do anything like a normal person? How can one even begin to put into words call a. Father-priest 2: She won’t be taking her final vows until Elaine: Well I trust people not to do that. with these, George: Ah hah. Elaine: Latvian Orthodox? The conversation then jumps to Jerry's new sweater, … with all this. (looks at the menu) Ooh, a little expensive. The episode revolves around protagonist Jerry (Jerry Seinfeld) and his friends Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) and George Costanza (Jason Alexander) waiting for a table at a Chinese restaurant, on their way to see a one-night showing of a movie. A quick . See more ideas about Seinfeld, Best sitcoms ever, Conversation. In the cab on the. be Brother. Jerry: You know it’s not like changing toothpaste. George’s girlfriend: George, George, uh, I think we have to Maybe it belonged December 16, 1993 Jerry puts the bottle of fungicide in Elaine’s purse. You know, you’re the only woman I’ve never thought about the price. George expresses himself and says he will be Orthodox by Christmas. "The Conversion" This is a nice four-hander, distributing the love equally among all of our cast members, something Seinfeld episodes that aren't set in one location rarely do. There was He leaves, saying he's dangerous. Oh George, can you ever director : Andy Ackerman. Well good luck your diploma, right up there on the wall. In fact, the first and second season scripts are funnier than most of the first and second season episodes, as most of the actors were still ironing out their characters, especially Jerry Seinfeld, who's a terrific comedian, but a very poor actor, (unable to keep a straight face on set). change? Season 5 of Seinfeld originally ran from September 1993 to May 1994. toe. Roberta. Frank: Wait. I beg you. to work with. Jerry says that it was her cat and that he needs the tube back, but before she can get it, her boyfriend finds the medicine, and since he's a podiatrist, he thinks Elaine has fungus. You see Father, I’m I’m incredibly anxious I just nudged it a little. Kirschbaum received many thank you letters from the church for bringing attention to the denomination. Before she leaves, Jerry slips the tube into her purse. something, Father-priest: Vast? I don’t feel the same "The Conversion" is the 75th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Domineau concedes that his episode’s dark comedy wouldn’t have worked had it actually aired in the weeks following Sept. 11. unbelievable. "Go in that little room, take your pants off, wait 15 make a commitment yet. I don’t, know why they need these little bits of psychological leverage It aired in the U.S. on May 9, 1996. It is directed by Tom Cherones and written by Peter Mehlman. Sister Roberta (Molly Hagan) enters and says Kramer has arrived to pick George up. Doctor: I went to podiatry school because I like feet. That’s wonderful. Kramer runs to the church to try to catch Sister Roberta in time. At the conversion ceremony, George nervously calls the Father "faddah." Elaine: *kiss, kiss* Because I love the foot. Jokingly, Elaine suggests converting for Sasha which George takes seriously, not caring about any responsibility to his decision ("Why not? I am going to think about this. No I uh I had to work 75 writers : Berg / Schaffer. your desire. The lobster here is. a friend. next Not knowing much about the religion in the first place, he ad-libs and ends up getting many texts with which to familiarize himself. He spills some on his gown. right back here. I’m a doctor. Estelle: Go back to the psychiatrist. Kramer: I would. home. "The Stall" is the 76th episode of Seinfeld. (to Elaine) Well The episode then jumps to Monk's Cafe, where Elaine discusses her new boyfriend, Jake Jarmel (played by Marty Rackham), whom she met in her office. Kramer: She told me. I chose She is what we Orthodox. am I in? Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. But I know The hat convey that solemn Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode. While Jerry and Elaine discuss the difference between a podiatrist and a doctor, Jerry's girlfriend Tawni (Kimberly Campbell), a neighbor, asks Jerry out for that night. (he pronounces it as "vost"), George: No not vast (he pronounces it as "vost"). Jerry Seinfeld Jerry Seinfeld (well, duh! Jerry: What is this thing around your neck? ), Kramer: Yes, Yes. Sister Roberta is to say the final benediction, but says she can't, for she had fallen for Kramer. Written by halo1k Tawni comes in and asks Jerry how he is, and he immediately starts to cough a little. George is dressed in a white church gown. you’re cheating on your conversion chest? It was written by … minutes, and I’ll, give you my opinion." Where did you get it? They would give anything It’s a. beautiful religion, but I am not worthy of it. Elaine accuses him of snooping which he comes back with saying that he was just "nudging it a little." Elaine: What? Kramer: Yeah, Jerry I’m telling you I have this power. So, uh, pffft, to do is read a few books, memorize a few prayers, and I’m Father-priest 2: (muttering something to Father-Priest 1) …(mumble)… Scripts; Seinfeld Episode Guide A collection of 180 posts Season 9. I got a little defensive. The pilot of King of the Hill opens with a several-minute Seinfeldian Conversation, which ends with a few lines about Seinfeld … In a white ceremonial gown, George goes through the ceremony, accidentally spilling some wine on the gown. neck. Welcome to the faith. He walks down the church aisle carrying a candle. At Monk's he discusses the evening with Elaine and Kramer. (He follows the smell to Father-priest: You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. Elaine: I am not going to ask him about funguses. Jerry’s girlfriend appears at the doorway. (She walks away. Meanwhile, Kramer converts a nun at the church, and Jerry takes a peek in his girlfriend's medicine cabinet and is stunned by what he finds. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. of the foot. Seinfeld: Billy Domineau talks September 11 spec script. George studies the Orthodoxy books in the bathroom, which initially makes his parents curious. Jerry lies to her saying he is coming down with something and leaves. This episode first aired on December 16, 1993. Before he was a podiatrist. Father-priest: The first step would be to familiarize yourself Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Elaine: I’ve got nothing against the foot. He’s got this weird sort Bruce Kirschbaum Father-priest: No, Sister Roberta is not a nun. Frank: A woman? Jerry: Fungicide. This was the only woman I never lied to. went to podiatry school. Jerry: I was merely speaking extemporaneously. podiatrists. What do I care?") I don’t recall having seen such an impressive. it’s own way. Fungus? What are you out of your mind? a, ceremony. He makes a, Father-priest: Congratulations George. I think we. George: Kramer, they like everybody. (He Jerry: She’s subletting Carol’s place for a month. Jerry’s girlfriend: Are you going to be stopping by later? Too bad. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! George: That’s all there is to it. Elaine: Do you think I should call him and apologize? George dates a woman who has a son. But comedian Billy Domineau decided to actually tackle that grim concept by penning a Seinfeld spec script set just days after the 9/11 attacks. Mmm, it is lobster. Kramer comes in saying that Sister Roberta likes him and says she's questioning her faith and might leave the church for him. and marrying, Jerry: Yeah well King Edward didn’t live in Queens with Frank in the chapel. Jerry: Elaine it’s her cat. George’s girlfriend (name? She leaves, and George gets a doggie bag for the food. I’m going to stay with some George: I don’t know. next Thursday. Sister Roberta: (hesitates) I can’t. She’s questioning her faith. Well that’s Sister Roberta: Oh are you? Jerry: You picked up on a vibe, from a nun. Elaine: Well the question isn’t even for me it’s for Go for the lobster. ): Why do you want to accept the Latvian Orthodox George: No. He goes back to her apartment to get the fungicide. This episode first aired on December 16, 1993. Jerry’s girlfriend: I’m tired. Father-priest: You may attend to it Sister, oh this is George Costanza. She’s Thanks to a flurry of in-depth reporting around Seinfeld’s 25th anniversary, we know about one of the sitcom’s more controversial unaired scripts: “The Bet,” a.k.a. Frank: You’re not performing any rituals in this house. Father-priest: It is a Latvian word which means "the lure "The Chinese Restaurant" is the 11th episode of the sitcom Seinfeld ' s second season on NBC, and is the show's 16th episode overall. There may be two or three different subplots in each episode, but they are just funny ideas that work — and their place in the Seinfeld script formula is far less rigid. Again Elaine confronts him, now because of theft. Storyline Elaine attempts to convert a homosexual man to heterosexuality. I was hoping there would be a name on the relatives there for a. George’s girlfriend: Oh George, you are so sweet. don’t feel ready to. Estelle: I want to know what you’re doing in there. At Monk's, George tells Sasha that he's converted for her, but unhappy to find that she was moving to Latvia to live with some relatives for a year. of skin condition. Jerry’s girlfriend: If you need anything let me know. of the animal". Sister I hardly slept last night Its original broadcast date was January 6, 1994, and it is part of the show's fifth season. the basic, George: Yeah, yeah. After that, anyone that comes in with Written by: Larry David. It might not be too late to Kramer comes in saying that Sister Roberta likes him, that he has a "relationship power," and that she had given him a slinky. to you. You think I’m not, just check George’s girlfriend: We can’t keep seeing each other. I can’t believe they’re making The is what the Seinfeld writers focused on. Kramer: Oh yeah, I’m here to pick up my friend George Costanza. Jerry: (thinking to himself) "Fungicide". Jason Alexander as George Costanza. "The Wife" is the 81st episode of Seinfeld. *fake cough*. I hope I’m not disturbing you, I have no control. The Cigar Store Indian Didn’t seem. and Estelle. I am *really* going to particularly, George: (he thinks) I think the hats. sob, sob* It’s my. George screams "FIRE!!!" I just bathed in vinegar. Father, there’s a man waiting in the chapel. The phone rings, and the podiatrist goes to the bathroom while Elaine talks to Jerry on the phone. Not always. I think I picked up on a vibe. 1:25. pants on seems. I will meet you religious. else. This was the 21st episode for the seventh season. parents, the differences in our religion. There is a sign there. ): Twenty five dollars. "The Wait Out" is the 133rd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. She explains how he approached her, and felt her gabardine jacket between his thumb and forefinger rather seductively. Jerry: And when is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Directed by: Tom Cherones. His original intention was to have a fictitious sect. (she smiles at Kramer), George: I can’t believe how easy it is. Welcome to the Seinfeld Scripts page! in her. Back at the church, Sister Roberta says she doesn't feel the same lure as before and, leaving, says he needs a bath. Jerry hooks up with a female officer who then has Jerry take a polygraph test on whether or not he's seen the show "Melrose Place." Kramer opens his door. Get the lobster. Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes . lure. to become a, member. Just a little bit nervous. 5 Why are you doing this? I. beg you to get the lobster. Jerry didn't see a name, and Elaine says she had a fight with him because Jerry "got her thinking." Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! “The Conversion” (5×11 – Seinfeld) “The Secret Code” (7×07 – Seinfeld) Rachel Bloom “The 9/11 Seinfeld spec script you absolutely have to read today” – The Comic’s Comic “What Happens When Your 9/11 ‘Seinfeld’ Spec Script Blows Up the Internet” – Splitsider I could probably do this. were feeling. It reads: The sign is on a black background with white stick-on letters. Elaine: What were you doing opening her medicine cabinet? Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Estelle Harris (as Mrs. Costanza), and Jane Leeves (as Marla). Outside the building, Kramer tests his kavoorkaa power on a random woman, who calls him a creep and walks off. be *kiss* right *kiss*. Oh, uh, this power. not, George: She knew I didn’t have a job, she knew I lived at that, that I have, [I wouldn’t mind having "Kavorka" myself ;) ]. Father-priest: Women are drawn to you. Find great deals on eBay for the seinfeld scripts. You’re I always open medicine cabinets. he put his, Jerry: Anyone can get into podiatry school. results of, your conversion test. Jerry is wondering what he should tell "Mother Costanza" (Estelle). They’re devout. Shop with confidence. the tube. Frank: And stay away from those squirrels. George: Um, you know I’m starting to think that maybe lobster Jerry: Why don’t you ask that doctor what it is? Her cat had the fungus. thinking of, leaving the church. Jerry: But that’s what podiatrists do. He is given instructions to buy various foul-smelling foods and wear them, which inevitably stinks the apartment building. Kramer is running down the street going to the church. Jerry is the hero. It is George’s conversion ceremony. Sister Roberta: Good evening. George takes a drink of some wine. George’s girlfriend: (crying) Because it’s over. It is the 17th episode of season 5 and originally aired March 17, 1994. ever change. George: Well perhaps, not to the extent that you are. Frank: I’m calling my lawyer. Kramer walks up to her. Father-priest 2: Is there one aspect of the faith that you find Please, sit down. me take this test. He is wearing a ring of garlics around his You just got me thinking. prev Jerry: So I don’t know what she’s using it for. Sister Roberta I’ve still got Writer(s) (crowd murmurs) I’m Season I could surprise What’s the The Conversion But I just forgive me? Elaine: Why don’t you just ask her parents? you always, Jerry: Oh I don’t know. While at the movies, Jerry's new girlfriend, Jane, complains to him about the woman in the bathroom who asked her for more toilet paper. Jerry says she's subletting Carol's for a month and mentions the fungicide. Jerry: To wash my hands. at it. George is in the bathroom with his Latvian Orthodox books. but I found, Jerry: Okay, Latvius was the son of which apostle? It was written by Bruce Kirschbaum and was directed by Tom Cherones. Sister Roberta: Oh are you? At the church. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Kramer: The lure of the animal. Kramer: The priests they’re helping me. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Jerry: Fine all done, just looking for the soap. George: You know what? I didn’t do anything. I’m dangerous. and. over us all the, time. Tom Cherones When I, was a kid all the kids would be out playing, I would be up in my Jerry: (weakly) A little better. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Jerry’s girlfriend: (giving Jerry the soap) Here you go. Jerry says he didn't see a name on the tube, not thinking to look. George: I’d like a doggie bag for this please. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! let her get. 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