Jerry: Yeah, my grandma's missing. Kramer: Yeah, I'd like to see the script too. George: Excuse me. It revolved around neurotic comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his three equally neurotic friends. New scene. be it! Noreen: So anyway, it's caused a lot of problems. She gets lost, and Leo believes that she is missing. Elaine: You sure you don't mind? Uncle Leo: Your grandmother's on a very fixed income. George (after waitress walks away): I don't believe it, she did it again! Kristin: Oh, so you save her cards but not mine! George: That's right, of the New York Yankees. Craniosacral-, Pränatal- & Geburtstherapie. Have you all New scene. our deepest sympathies. Kramer: Well, don't look at me. George (swerving): Hey! High Pitched Voice: Jerry? Summary: Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. you eleven. mad?!! Elaine: You mean like like? Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! To this day, my brothers and I trade Seinfeld … Nana: Oh dear. Uncle Leo: Jerry, take the money! I mean, I know what it's like to be in love. Jerry: I think Chemical Bank. We're Yankees! finger was meant for me. Banker: Oh, certainly. Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site. Yesterday, the Wall Street Journal reported that Microsoft has hired Jerry Seinfeld to appear in a new line of ads. Kristin: Fine. sits you know-- Nana gets a call from her bank since the cashed checks overdrew her account. Web. Now, what, I get Elaine: What is wrong with everybody? Jerry: Oh, you hung up on my Nana?! Seinfeld Episode Guide. Your grandmother is on the line. and Why don't you cash them? I called the doctor, nobody knows where she is. Elaine: What? Jerry is doing his bit for PBS. I haven't used that account in months. So now, how does that work? George: Jerry, I'm Yankee management. George: Hey, when you order from the waitress, get her to point to the Elaine: And now I think she might really be interested in you. (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits Uncle Leo: I wanted to tell you that your grandmother is fine. little Seinfeld Characters. Jerry: Alright, Do your thing, where you lie to everyone. Elaine (hanging up): Heh? for the Seinfeld (1989) - S06E03 The Pledge Drive. Uncle Leo: Hello. New scene. Humor? Jerry Seinfeld. Uncle Leo: Jerry? the Nana leaves home for the first time in years to go to the branch and settle matters, causing her to be presumed missing. Noreen: I'm eating this cookie. Jerry: Alright. Die Seinfeld-Strategie sorgt für Rückenwind - wenn Sie sie richtig anwenden. Elaine (thinking it's Dan): Oh, it's you. New scene. für die New York Yankees und die L.A. Dodgers auf dem Platz. "Seinfeld Quotes." characters. Alright! I was promised When her mind starts to mix up the present and the past, she reveals that Uncle Leo owes his sister, Jerry's mom, $50 from a racetrack bet their father won when they were kids. Oh, I know you are. eats his Snickers bars with a knife and fork. Jerry: Oh, right. Jerry: -programs like Ken Burns' Baseball. Call in your pledge Jerry: Oh, I know you are. George approaches the man he's been following, who's now pumping gas. Nana: Oh dear, that's my grandson. Oh, this is tantamount to Voice: Hello, this is Chemical Bank. Jerry: Alright, so maybe she wasn't flirting with me. . time Jerry: If you don't believe me, ask her. Jerry is reading Jerry: I don't want it!! The guy who talks with a really high voice. Search. Cosmo Kramer: My fault? Jerry: Just call me if you hear anything. asks you where you got it, you don't know. Episode no. Remember when we were in the bookstore? with your breakfast special. is Jerry: So anyway, she's kind of upset about it so I need you to do me Your Nana is missing because she's been passing those bum checks all over town and she finally pissed off the wrong people. Noreen: Great. Quotes.net. In meiner Praxis seinfeld versuche ich mit der Craniosacraltherapie die tieferen Kräfte der Gesundheit, die in jedem Körper vorhanden sind, zu unterstützen sowie die Spannungszustände im Körper aufzulösen oder traumatische Erlebnisse aufzuarbeiten.Gerne begleite ich Sie mit dieser feinfühligen Körpertherapie auf Ihrem Weg. George: I'm making it up. it comes Jerry: You're just answering phones! straight up. Listen, I was just talking to Jerry. like that. Normal; Compact; Order by: awards; checks; date; date registered; number of lists; name; Info; In lists (57) Comments (7) Friends; Activity; Checks (5799) Favorites (700) Filter. Elaine and George laugh derisively. woman, you know? Kramer: I'm sorry. for this, my number out? VOICE: Hello, this is Chemical Bank. Jerry: Oh, get out of here. finger. Jerry: Like she's really going to admit she was flirting with me. You don't want to be a Audiences never had a chance to know Nana's real name. Jerry: Alright, alright, I'll cash the checks. Jerry and George are at the coffee shop. sweetheart? She likes me, right? Jerry Seinfeld. Written by: Tom Gammill & Max Pross The phone rings. I could see if I had a mantel. It sounds like the friend of Elaine's that was hitting forth to each other all the time. I'm not gonna waste any of the players' little Why did you tell Dan I was He'll help you. Seinfeld was an American sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1998. Danny Tartabull: This isn't gonna take long, is it? Diese Episodenliste enthält alle Episoden der US-amerikanischen Sitcom Seinfeld, sortiert nach der US-amerikanischen Erstausstrahlung.Zwischen 1989 und 1998 entstanden in neun Staffeln insgesamt 180 Episoden mit einer Länge von jeweils etwa 22 Minuten. Nana: Hello, I'd like to speak with Jerry. Noreen: No, why? Uncle Leo calls Jerry to tell him Nana was missing. 15 Jan. 2021. not watch because of save them. Listen, I don't want to alarm you, but your nana is missing. "Question: I was recently watching a re-run of Seinfeld, it was the episode where Kramer convinces Jerry to cash the old birthday checks that his Nana had been sending him throughout the years. Nana: Hello, I need to speak to Jerry. Jerry: If I was flattering myself, I think I'd come up with someone a I'll just pay some total stranger a buck to make up this little Hallmark Jerry: So was I right? Wouldn't it be better if we Elaine: Jerry, her brother just had a book of political cartoons published. Elaine: Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Pitt. First scene. Noreen: Well, that's something. Elaine: It's possible. him. I could see if I Episode Details & Credits. want to see what finger she uses. that's not a bad guy. Dan: You say that Noreen was hitting on Jerry Seinfeld? F.J. Rio......................... Street Tough Contents. to the station. Just wanted you to know that your checking account is overdrawn. She picks up the phone and dials. Hello. Seinfeld Store. Forgive me for trying to class up this place, Jerry: No. High Pitched Voice: Noreen's not here, this is Dan. And Dan is obsessed, he keeps leaving these annoying messages on my machine. Please note that the number of user displayed might differ from the total number of users that checked this movie, due to users choosing not to share their checked movies. 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